![]() ![]() “When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.” P.S., I wrote this message while I was on the toilet.” “I miss you so much, that I can’t stop thinking about you no matter what I am doing. “They say long distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now.” “If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.” “I know they say that only the strongest of couples can stay apart but, really, strength is overrated when it’s stacked up against togetherness. Try being in a long distance relationship and get back to me.” “Aw, your boyfriend’s at work and you miss him? That’s cute. “I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.” “I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” That, “You hang up first,” No, YOU hang up first” crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.” “This message is to let you know that your girlfriend is having a hard time coping up with your absence. ![]() “If anyone asks me “what is hell?” I would answer “Distance between two people who love each other.” If you don’t, I will drive to you and kick your butt.” “You are formally invited to delight me with a surprise visit during the long weekend. “Whoever coined the term “absence makes a heart grow fonder,” was an idiot. “Definition of a long distance relationship: Inconveniently the most effective way to find out if you really love each other.” ![]()
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